If I had the option of being granted three wishes, they would all be related to chickens. It has been my dream to make chickens more than just nuggets and eggs, and since I have the power, my dreams will become reality.
My first wish would be to make chickens the most powerful creature on earth. This means that chickens will become smarter, stronger, and larger. Chickens will replace lots of pets, and will even be trained to go to the restroom to poop. They will also be used in farming for pest control by giving the chicken a food source to carry. The chickens will be able to grab objects with their feet like parrots, and pounce on enemies with their talons and using their weight.
My second wish would be to make myself a chicken forever. I would have all of the benefits I had made for chickens in the first wish. I would be a three-and-a-half foot tall rooster.
Lastly, my third wish would be to make a steakhouse to rival Chick-fil-A, where the mascot is a grammatically correct chicken who has zero spelling or punctuation mistakes.
I KNEW this would be about chickens! LOL!